- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.