Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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anus

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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whats black? the colour

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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