- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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