whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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