- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

womens rights.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A lot eh?

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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