Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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