Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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A fat guy!

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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