Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A women left the kitchen.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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69

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Hello.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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