What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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stinky boner

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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