- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Small Penis.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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