- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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