- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

HEY!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

matt is fat

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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