- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

The Labour Party.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats 1+1? window!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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