- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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