KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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