- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

I asked her where you were.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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