- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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