- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Waffles ate my grandma

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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