- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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