- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Poker? I barely even know her.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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