Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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im telling maguire

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Anti Joke

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