- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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