What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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