- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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