- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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