- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

woman's rights

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

yolo your orange looks orange

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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