Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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guess what what ...

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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