What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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