Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Gay republicans

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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