- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

your no better than a cockroach

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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