- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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