But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

binladin walks into the american seals

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

ure mama's so fat

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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