- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Alchohol.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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