Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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YOLO

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Women's rights.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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