How high is the sky? True or False

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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