- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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