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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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