- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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