knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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