How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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