- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Major League Soccer

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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