- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Guest what in the butt

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Jersey Shore.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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