Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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The Big Band Theory

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

what are you mike bibby?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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