Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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one stop shop

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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