- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

learn. advance!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??