why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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PENIS lol

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Niall Horan

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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