- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into a bar...

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Can anyone Lenin money?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

haha black people :D

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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