Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Anti Joke

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