- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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