- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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