- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Women's Soccer.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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