- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

G:nock nock B:come in!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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