What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Who wants water? I do.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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