- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

pobody's nerfect

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

u know whats a crime? rape

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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