- Anti Joke

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How old are you? 7

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp