Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What fires shots? A gun

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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kathryn atkins

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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