A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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