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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Flowers are colors Love me

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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