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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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