- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

You know whats funny? Women's rights

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

I have a horse.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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