- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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