- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment