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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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