- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Brain fart

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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