- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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